the retards at sizzler lansvale

yesterday dannys cousin jan (who is in thailand)asked me:

"if charities focus on raising money, what do businesses focus on?"

after some thought i replied something along the lines of:

"PROFIT! businesses are profit oriented, raising money also... for their own personal gain"

some businesses ofcourse are more subtle, others are not...

which brings me now to Sizzler, Lansvale
(for the legally minded, I am merely detailing my OWN PERSONAL experience and my OWN PERSONAL opinion and am in no way attempting to defame Sizzler, Lansvale!)

anyway, i think this place falls into the latter category. it was so blatant that i could literally see dollar signs flashing in the eyes of all their employees...

basically, i deciphered my experience tonight there like this

GREEDY SNOOTY WAITER BITCH: "Hi, got money? ch-ching ching, how many people are dining ? ch-ching ching, you're not allowed to order if not everyone is here yet!!! ch-ching ching.. unless of course you are pre-paying for them ch-ching ching then that is a different story! ch-ching ching cos i can gaurantee that you WILL NOT be seated until i get your money ch-ching ching "

no kidding it did go a little something like that...

and then,

GREEDY SNOOTY WAITER COW FUCKER BITCH:

"Hi, what would u like to order? ch-ching ching ... "

i place my orders

"You do realise that EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS TO HAVE A MEAL otherwise they wont be seated...ch-ching ching "

"yes i know"

"well let me test you ch-ching ching "

"right..."

"HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE??!"

i do a head count.... "8 i believe"

"Are you sure? ch-ching ching "

"uhmm..." i do another head count...."uhh i think so...."

"WHAT ABOUT THAT CHILD OVER THERE? ch-ching ching *points to tony who is three"

"he isnt eating AND he is under three *points to sign*

"well thats still NINE!ch-ching ching "

"well sorry thats my mistake NINE THEN!" *rolls eyes*

"yeah well what are ya gonna do??? are you gonna seat him on your lap the whole night?? are ya are ya???? thats still a seat!@!!!!so thats still 9!! he ahs tyo have a meal otherwise he cant be seated!!! ch-ching ching "

i think to myself *calm tha fuck down buddy* .... one more time for the dummies..."HE. IS. UNDER. 3..." *points to sign*

so rather than stand there kick up a stink with someone who obviously has bricks for brains... i pay.. you shoulda seen the way his eyes lit up when i pulled out the money to pay... it was like:

ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching

i could have sworn i heard the sound of pokie machines go off like how they go off when someone wins the link or gets free spins...

and then we were seated, the waiter who took us to our seats was alright...although he looked like someone who would spit in our food though... he had seedy eyes hahaha

anyway, the food came out and it was so shit... i ordered ribs that came out like it was boiled with some bbq (not enough mind you!) sauce smeared on it... omg so gross i couldnt even finish it

and then anna didnt even get her meal.. so i asked the seedy looking waiter for her meal.. i said she got the chicken nuggets kids meal..

and he came back out and ACCUSED ME OF LYING.

"i went to check in the kitchen ch-ching ching ARE. YOU. SURE. YOU. ORDERED. THE. CHICKEN. NUGGET. KIDS. MEAL!?ch-ching ching "

*dont patronise me fucker*..."YES"

"...because i have a fish and chips meals sitting in the kitchen...and the nuggets cost more....ch-ching ching "

"and???...."

"are you sure??"

*wtf is wrong with these people??* "YES!"

"...let me see your receipt then ch-ching ching " (as if i had to prove it!!)

i look over to my uncle who tells the guy he gave it to him... stupid waiter then starts talking to my uncle as if he is retarded...im here getting angry... bill appears under a plate....whuddayaknow aye?!

i take the receipt... which CLEARLY SAYS "chicken nugget kids meal"

FUCK THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DUMB BEYOND BELIEF!!!!! ITS LIKE THE DOLLAR SYMBOLS ARE CLOUDING THEIR EYES EARS NOSES MOUTHS BRAINS!!!

ITS JUST ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching ch-ching ching When their mouths open

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha total nitwits i tell ya