eating dilemas

once upon a time when i was young and petrol was cheap, my friend cat and i used to drive around aimlessly

occassionally, we'd shoot each other questions amidst the silence

"so.. where do you wanna go?"

to which the reply was always "i dont know... anywhere"

"so... what do you want to do?"

"i dont know... anything"

one day... i decided to mix it up abit

you see, back then i ate for the sake of surviving, i didnt enjoy food much

so i replied

"i wish i liked food, then we wouldn't have this problem and we could just eat everytime we're bored"

big mistake

because now i have a bigger, more annoying problem

i cant stop eating and im always running out of funds and variety and people to eat with.

this morning i proudly bragged to my mum that i was going out to eat for lunch

to which she said

"with whom?"

"with my friends mum, i have friends"

she remained silent..

three hours later with a head thumping from hunger and a weakness in my body...i swallowed my pride and i made the dreaded trek back downstairs

mum said, "so are your 'friends' here yet?" *SNICKER*

to which i replied

"no not going anymore"

"why?"

i remained silent

and then she laughed

and laughed

and laughed

oshK!