car window cleaners

ok.. so just incase i dont blog this week...here it is

rant number 2

car window cleaners

there was once three pretty girls sitting in a green car with the youngest one driving. lets call them p1, p2 and p3.

p1 in shotgun, p2 in backseat... p3 driving.

All P's were nervous as p3, being the youngest, had never driven them anywhere before.

so they were driving along the main road, on their way to squash... when the traffic light turns amber.

P1, being paranoid, being the eldest and the most nervous told p3 to stop instead of gunning it for fear of car flipping or worse...

it was only seconds later, that they realised that the decision to stop was.. a big mistake.

it was when p1, p2, and p3 looked up to find that heading towards them at the intersection was the dreaded CAR WINDOW CLEANER (CWC).

foe of the sydney streets and foe of the sydney driving community!

as though it were in slow motion, white dude with bum-bag in toe walked towards us with his weapon.

the squirty water bottle.

"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" yelled p1 "no thankyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu", p3 cringed in dismay, p2 was speechless

"we have no money!!!" they all yelled in unison

and then....

squirt squirt squirt

....came the water out of the bottle onto the windshield.

" ahhhh a couple of bucks will do" said CWC nonchalantly as he did this...

resigned p3 reaches for her bag

eager to get rid of CWC, p2 has a dollar ready in hand

pissed off p1 refuses to budge

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the bluddy audacity of CWC's to demand an amount for their unwanted services!!!

i felt sorry for the guy in the car next to us.. who got told off for saying he had no money. when we took off on the green light, CWC was STILL going off.

seriously dude NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR SERVICES, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DEMAND MONEY

the windscreen was left filthy, there was NO soap in the water and the job was 1/4 hearted!